what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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