we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Your cock deserves a montage
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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