found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Randomize