she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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