The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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