YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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