Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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