She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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