she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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