If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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