You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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