That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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