thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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