I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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