It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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