Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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