that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
