i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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