I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I don't want my vagina anymore.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
