You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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