forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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