where am i from again
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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