I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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