im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
40s are totally the cure
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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