i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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