i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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