we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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