Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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