Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
