Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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