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go home
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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