And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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