i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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