Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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