ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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