I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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