OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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