if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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