Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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