She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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