I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
from now on my penis is your penis
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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