Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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