They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
