In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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