she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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