If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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