Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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