Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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