Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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