Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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