Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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