I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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