i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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