The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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