Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
No subtext here. People are naked.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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