i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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