The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Randomize